1. Who was in your car the first time you sang Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through?
Probably my Dad. He always listened to the classic rock and oldies stations and that’s where I learned all the words. I didn’t know Bohemian Rhapsody could be an embarrassing thing until I sang it on a karaoke machine demo at Costco and got booed and heckled. (It was actually the third song I did, the first two were so well received the man asked me to do more to get people interested…I chose poorly I guess.)
2. What’s that smell?
Olive farts most likely. Someone must have slipped her a bite of something she’s not supposed to have.
3. Where is your favorite lunch joint?
This always depends on my mood. Right this second my favorite would be in Spanaway. Mmm…sushi.
4. When was the last time you polished your shoes?
I don’t think I’ve ever polished shoes.
5. Why can’t I remember to buy wiper blades for my car?
Because the Men In Black keep flashy thingy-ing you.
6. How do I work this
You’ve most likely noticed I’ve been talking a lot about anxiety attacks lately. This is due to:
I’m pretty sure this is a step up from having attacks for no reason. These are all things I can work on.
Also, usually by the time I’m posing about anxiety on here I’m over it. Generally, I thought I said something at least slightly amusing, or worth remembering, or I want to point out how ridiculous it is that I can’t manage to say anything positive about myself without hyperventilating.
We stopped by Starbucks (gift cards!) and he got a cinnamon dolce latte made with heavy cream AND whipped cream on top. It tastes like…I don’t even know, but it’s delicious.
Meanwhile I’m here with my green juice…
Next time I’m having a really bad day and need to down myself in calories I know what I’m getting.